I think I finally got all of the nasty smell out of the room I just moved into. It took me four days but I’m pretty sure I did it. I’ve got a bed again now that the room is habitable and it feels amazing. Best night of sleep I’ve gotten in a month. Now I just need to go get some bookshelves and I’ll be able to unpack properly.

I keep getting really… stupid… anonymous messages. Might just turn anon off.

intrepidcrow:

I meant to post this earlier, because selfies. I’m kind of glad I didn’t though because I get to post it now because fuck haters.

Lookit me. Super manly. Absolutely no femininity. Dear god I am like a shining beacon of masculinity.

intrepidcrow:

I meant to post this earlier, because selfies. I’m kind of glad I didn’t though because I get to post it now because fuck haters.

Lookit me. Super manly. Absolutely no femininity. Dear god I am like a shining beacon of masculinity.

Anonymous asked:

dunno gurl, maybe stop with the boy look and be more feminine, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I've he can't make you cum with going down on you he's worthless ;) (i'm a dude) and i think everyone should find the partners "gas button" :D it's not that difficult

I looked way more androgynous than I do now a year and a half ago and I was having some mind blowing sex at that time. Pretty fuckin’ sure my appearance doesn’t really factor into my partners performance and your opinion of me certainly doesn’t.

Unfortunately he’s considerably stronger than me so taking control without him being on board is pretty much not going to happen. And it’s less about what I like and more about what I don’t like. Y’know, I like fucking but I don’t like the constant porn commentary. I feel like this is a problem that can be remedied but it’s going to depend on how fragile his man-ego is going to be in the process.

Unfortunately he’s considerably stronger than me so taking control without him being on board is pretty much not going to happen. And it’s less about what I like and more about what I don’t like. Y’know, I like fucking but I don’t like the constant porn commentary. I feel like this is a problem that can be remedied but it’s going to depend on how fragile his man-ego is going to be in the process.

Sex with white guys is so predictable. Not necessarily bad but… predictable. It’s like, I get it but you’re 30, you should have outgrown the sex modeled after porn thing ages ago. 

Also, is there a polite way of telling a sexual partner “I’m clearly much better at having sex than you so how about you let me be in charge and this will be so much better for both of us”?

So, I just bought a gallon pump mister. It’s for house things. Cleaning house things >.>

I can’t stop thinking about using it for witchcraft though…